Things that will never be said IC...

[UnholyWon]

Cyrus Doors on the Toilet "Use the Hand, not the Hook. Use the Hand not the Hook."

Bilby "It stinks like hell down there. You won't catch me shoveling the corpses out though."

Dire Wolf surrounded by wolves "Who drew the short straw today cause my Dire Wolf self is horny."

Gnome Inventor "I've snorted so much gun power I'm a walking powder keg."

Elder Werewolf "Young bitches better recognize!"

Stewards of the Ark "F***'em, f***'em all!"

Flayers to another Flayer "Ya know, spiders creep me out." "Ya seriously," shivers.

[Elytherin Dragonius]

Mist Ogre to a band of adventurers: "eyyy maan.. chill out guys... no need for fisticuffs, come on, Take a load off. Here snort this shit! i guarentee it will Blooow yooouuur Miiind"

[AceOfSpadesX]

*naked girl ports into the zig*

Naked girl: OMG where am i??
Nduru Masi: ..Nice ass.

[9lives]

Abortion of a thread.

[Box]

Woah I just saw Ninelives.

[Semli]

*naked girl ports into the zig*

Naked girl: OMG where am i??
Nduru Masi: ..Nice ass.

This one is more common than you think, though if a script could be made for Nduru to detect naked PCs and comment on their ass a few seconds after they port in would be gold.

[Kotenku]

What. You think Nduru remains at the peak of the Ziggurat through rain or shine out of stoic devotion? No, idiot, it's because there's a one in three chance of some fine tittied baby coming through that portal in her nightgown.

[derfo]

while i don't agree exactly with how ninelives says it, this thread pretty much is that

[Kotenku]

man, guys, didn't you know? Off-Topic Forum is HIGH CLASS DISCUSSION ONLY

[UnholyWon]

Right, yo, word too ya mutha!

[Kotenku]

Right, yo, word too ya mutha!

Nevermind, lock this shit.

[Garem]

"Boy, that (insert Kotenku PC name) is pretty handy to have around. I'm sure glad we brought him!"

God. It never gets old...

[9lives]

OK, that was funny.

[Dash]

I want to rp with the kruntos and nagas.

[Figaro]

Man 9lives just ran an awesome set of dm interactions around the server