Letter to Professor Thudwick Lumn, Sandstone College

[adharmas]

Dear Esteemed Sir,

It was a pleasure to meet you. Do you need an assistant? I would be happy to help you with your research and to work on publishing your newsletter; however, the administration does not recognize true genius and are refusing to accept my entrance exam results. Could you perhaps put in a good word for me?

Sincerely,
Villama Pon Shikar
c/o the Krak des Roses (temporary accommodation)