The Earl of Chicken

[zombiechemist]

[SIZE="1"]Jean-Marie Castellano is... The Earl of Chicken![/SIZE]

The Earl of Chicken

They peck at my cloak,
I hope that they choke!
Oh god I wish they'd stop.

They peck at my shoe,
Oh my, what a hoo!
My beauty has now been stricken.

They gnaw at my laces,
Oh how I make faces!
Oh my I wish they'd drop.

Despite my struggle,
They want to snuggle!
I prevail as Earl of Chicken.

[chrijone]

... KFC! Get him!

[Porkolt]

This was in bad taste.

[Garem]

PrC suggestion?

[Semli]

Master of Cock

[Eighties Burnout]

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