I've got a Cloak.

[Equinox]

Equinox/Randon White Guy productions presents.

I'm on a Boat, Trancendant Conclave REMIX!

Aww shit, get your cowels ready it's about to go down
Everybody in the place hit the fucking stone
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We studying this, let's go

I've got a cloak!
I've got a cloak!
Everybody look at me 'cause I've got the fancy cloak
I've got a cloak!
I've got a cloak!
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking cloak

I've got this cloak motherfucker take a look at me
Straight chillin on Ymph in the shining sea
Busting spells out, wind whipping at my throat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I've got a cloak

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I've got a cloak, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Kingsmans champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my Cali-robes
And my consort-totty
I'm flipping boarsteak, you at citadel
Straight fighting sabuth

I'm riding on a rock, doing research and shit.
The this rock is floatin, getting everybody all vexed
But this ain't STARWOOD!, this is real as it gets
I've got a cloak, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I've got a cloak and
It's really cool and
I got a conclave themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the rock
I’ve got a cloak so real
If you're on the ground
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this cloak is REAL!!!

Fuck land, I've got a cloak, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb ropes, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the rock with my consort, motherfucker (yeah)
This cloak’s magic is the best sort, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the conclave’s bow (conclave’s bow)
Gonna float this rock to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Erasmus Ortred, anything is possible!!

Yeah, never thought I'd have a nice cloak
It's a big white billowing cloak(yeah)
Azuth
Look at me, oh

Never thought I'd see the day
When I've got a cloak coming my way
Believe me when I say..err
I fucked a flayer!

I've got a cloak!
I've got a cloak!
Everybody look at me 'cause I've got the fancy cloak
I've got a cloak!
I've got a cloak!
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking cloak!!

[Random_White_Guy]

I take no credit for this. I made a bad joke and Equinox ran for it. The work is his.

[Equinox]

You assisted. I quote.

xD
STraight flipping copies needs to be redone
and eagles aren't really wet
<_<
rest looks good though!

we are all geeks here.

[Random_White_Guy]

I was not about to allow you to set loose some abortion denigrating my conclave.

T'is all your doing, Sirrah.

[Kotenku]

I was not about to allow you to set loose some abortion denigrating my conclave.

T'is all your doing, Sirrah.

He did anyway.

Jesus tap-dancing christ, I go to the underdark for five days and the whole world goes to shit.

[DeputyCool]

I lol'd.

[Caster13]

What's the source material for this?

[Equinox]

I'm on a boat, lonely island.

listen and sing the new lyrics!

[Caddies]

Wince-worthy.

[UnholyWon]

lol'd

[Luke Danger]

Shoot me.

[derfo]

can't tell if it's intentionally supposed to be dumb or people actually think it's funny to replace boat with cloak

[Diz-e]

still laughing.

[lovethesuit]

It's pretty bad imho

[RevengeIsADish]

I have no words.