Drado Underbridge (finally)

Started by Egon the Monkey, August 26, 2012, 10:49:28 AM

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Egon the Monkey

So, it's been a while since I stopped playing him, but better late than never. Drado was created at a time when the Muster was to my mind under-appreciated and needed adventures to start respecting it. Or at least hating it :D. What they needed wasn't nancy volunteers, but a cop. Yeah, a real cop. Basically, this guy:


Well, except half the size because I love playing angry, serious halflings. And so, Drado Underbridge was born, ready to scowl at, arrest, smoke, drink or punch everything on the island.

Explaining the point of uniforms to a halforc:


Drado had a rather specialised vocabulary, and tended to deal poorly with fancy talk.


Some men are born to greatness. Others have greatness threatened upon them by belligerent little grieving watchmen.


Scribing super-official tax exemption forms


There's screwing up. And then there's screwing up so badly you almost become Colonel Lizardman's Ymphian-Fried Halfing in Twenty-Three Herbs and Spices.


Drado was a big fan of the drug and poison bans. Because it gave him an excuse to go through people's stuff, annoy them, and make them stop doing something stupid for at least three minutes.


I don't think I've ever got a PC so comprehensively hosed as when I tried to sneak up and kill the mage who then did this to Drado...



Brom. Oh Brom. How did you survive for half an hour without adult supervision?


Catching some spies red-handed. Ruby-red handed.



Delivering the Oath, which he made up in an attempt to get some sort of professionalism going on.


He almost became a Consort out of sheer frustration at Mistlocke's lack of the rule of law



But in the end, he remained Mistlocke's vicious little collection of bad habits, cheap rollups, film noir tropes and stubborn devotion to Arvoreen.