EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

Did everyone slip into a coma???
I think so
Wow, I've seen it quiet...but never this bad before...... HOLY HELLS>
* WWind streaks, stopping a moment to wiggle
* Sylvyr giggles and swats WWinds butt as she wiggles
* WWind giggles with a wink
holy hell ... they are dead
Yup.... no doubt about it... DEAD I say.
* Sylvyr cries
you two acting like whores isn't exciting anymore
>_>
* WWind smacks TRB around a bit
no more cookies for you TRB
Who??  Acting like a what???  I don't think so.....

[erglion]

continues quiet protest to post interesting IG logs rather than IRC banter

Quite old, but still a scene I have wanted to share for a while.  A "verbal joust" between priests of Ilmater and Loviatar.

[Scene: The School of War, Sanctuary. Shade (Merum), Grigorii, and Cadmon had been sparring and praying to Loviatar.  Elym enters looking for Shade who had recently started consorting with Cadmon.]
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] I am Asclepius Elym, servant of Ilmater.
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] [nods]
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Ahh, yes, while Pain is my name, you relish in it yourself.
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Do you really want to help people?
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] And you are a foul, fork tongued one indeed to be taking advantage of one such as her *motioning to Shade*
  Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] *clears his throat, about to speak, but waits*
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Oh really now?
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Indeed I do, which is why I teach them the truth about people like you.
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] I know your kind well.
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] A few darks ago, she was weak, her friends abandoned her, yet I stood by, I helped her.  I respect her.
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Do you you?
  Merum Sorrooke: [Talk] [nods]
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Hmm?
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Do you show her respect?
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Indeed... you do not respect her, you see her as a potential pawn, something to be molded and shaped as you see fit.
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Or are you like that Drin who refuses to call her by what she prefers.
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] I show her more than respect, I show her friendship and compassion
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] I want her to be strong, you want her to be weak.
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] She gets friendship and compassion from me. She get little from you.
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] You would rather she cry in her room never to leave it.
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] That is no way to live.
  Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] The Maiden has given her strength.
  Merum Sorrooke: [Talk] [nods]
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] You wish to cry for her?  You go in your room and cry.
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] And you would rather she flick pain upon herself rather than face her past.
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] That's no way to live either.
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] She is coming about, she is facing it more than what you can ever do for her.
  Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] That is vot the Master said, the Ilmater vont to keep the people veak.
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] *to Grigorii* The Maiden only teaches her to wallow in even more pain, she does this though lies and deception.
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] I am a Healer, I heal people, some people have physical scars, many, many here, especially here have scars on their souls.
  Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] *somewhat sternly* Vee do not lie, vee do not trick.
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] I know this, and you are no healer, you are a seducer of victims
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] No lies, no deception, I do not lie, I do not deceive.
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] You do not tell them the costs of the path they take!
  Merum Sorrooke: [Talk] [tilts her head slightly]
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] I do not kill, I heal.  They must overcome their fears in order to live freely, in order to be truly alive.
  Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] *eyes firm, he looks from one to the other*
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Sure it seem like to road to control and salavation, but you don't reveal what it inevitably leads to until it's too late
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] And your path leads to weakness, there is little room for weakness miles beneath the surface.
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] It leads to only more pain... for oneself and for others
  Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] And you vould have everyone deny that pain.  The pain is the fact.--
  Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] --Life is pain.
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] There is not weakness to be found in my path... you have heard only the dogmatic lies of Loviatar, I do not expect you to understand.
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Pain is with us as soon as we are born, we accept it, we live with it, you wish us to deny life itself.
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Just as you do not understand Loviatar?
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Oh, I understand her quite well...
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] If you really did, you would not say such lies.
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Tell me, what have you done for the people of Sanctuary?
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] I have been healing the people here for some time now, mostly in Lower I would say.
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] They are not lies, they are merely what you already know once you strip away the veneer of the "nobility of pain" or some such.
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] You see, I have come to understand pain quite well, the scars of battle the ravages of sickness and poison, it has made me a better Healer.
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Child, I was bringing hope and easing the suffering of the people of lower when you were still learning to flog yourself properly!
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Do not think that the honied words you see fit to toss around casually to others will work so easily with me.
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] For a fighter must practice to be able to defeat a goblin, pain is involved, yes?  You deny the fighter his practice?
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] He must learn to fight, and while that happens he gets hurt, no pain , no gain.
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Yes, yes, I have heard all this nonsense before.
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] And ignored it without a proper answer then too?
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Poor analogies, flawed logic, and a pleasant demanor may fool a few of the unenlightened, but they carry little weight with me.
  Merum Sorrooke: [Talk]  [to Asclepius]  I tried things your way. It just pushed Drin farther away.
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Should we protect our children from the pain of growing up?  They would not function in the world.
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] *to Merum* I told you Drin... is more complicated than that.
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] *to Cadmon* Still more rhetoric?
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Haven't you had enough?
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Does your jaw simply not tire?
  Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] Then vot old man, do you tell us to deny pain?
  Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] Is that vot you preach so simply?
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Pain is thing to be endured for noble causes, lessened where ever possible and inflicted never if it can be avoided.
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] There are better ways to live than to beat on oneself to prove you are still alive.
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] Or to revel in needless suffering.
  Merum Sorrooke: [Talk] [cracks her whip against the stone floor]
  Grigorii Malchenko: [Talk] *looks from Elym to Cadmon and back*
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] And that is why the whole of Sanctuary runs to you?
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] Because they like your better way.
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] I do feel sorry for you, old man.
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] *sighs* For your information I didn't come here to verbally joust with you, I came here to see Shade.
  Asclepius Elym: [Talk] You are in fact of little interest to me.
  Cadmon Cearney: [Talk] And to force her to listen to your pithy words, now that is torture.
[Cadmon and Grigorri walk away leaving Asclepius and Shade]

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[Joe Desu]

I enjoyed that sooooo much.
:twisted:

[Leprechaun Magic]

That's Mister Honorary Smurf Sir to you.

[Luke Danger]

Samual Seils: This is garbbage, where'd you even find a rat this big?
Vurju, Sinsterly Beared Goblin advisor: Hehe. We fed him. . . halflings.



SO FRIGGEN FUNNY!

[xxWhisperingWindsxx]

Sorry Erg ... but I'm still laughing!!  ^.^
 
 
Yes, goblin assassin!
Tracked him down cold
doh!
Rolled a 47 track on the last one
you lived right??
niiiiice :D
It told me what he was wearing
And that he hadn't paid child support in a year
lol
Oh yeah
lolol

[Bella]

Dump Thrakar:  *frowns* The rain makes me smell bad.

Bella Cys'varine:  [snorts] It's not the rain

[champion_death]

(((((((CORE))))))))
<_<
shutup idiot

[Oskar Maxon]

[11:38] Star Trek.
[11:38] Let's discuss Star Trek.
[11:38] elven are pretty etherial beings ... no way they gona scruw a human ...
[11:38] Estimated time until Scotty joins discussion
[11:38] 3
[11:38] ..2
[11:38] ...1
[11:39] ....GO!
[11:39] Woo, half-vulcans. Nevermind that apparently their blood is different colors.

[Luke Danger]

Captain Karzen "Dogshead" Fyoris: //Jesus, I hate these scripts.

[Semli]

What will you do if you win Scotty?
Dance on his grave.
Invite me kthxbai
I will not win, it is impossible.
But what if you do.
Although if it was possible to win, and I did, I would remove his organs and put them in jars, and bury him with all but one jar.
what a diss

[SnottySnitch]

<@Calculor> Hey Daniel.
<@DangerousDan> Hello Andrew.
<@Calculor> i have a question about efu
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* Calculor was kicked by DangerousDan (Bye.)
lulz
lul
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mister dan i still have a question
<@Stargaze> `op Calculor
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`op
* ChanServ sets mode: +o DangerousDan
<@DangerousDan> `deop Calculor
<@Calculor> nuuuu
* ChanServ sets mode: -o Calculor
<@Stargaze> `deop DangerousDan
it is cool
* ChanServ sets mode: -o DangerousDan
`op
<@Stargaze> wat
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<@Stargaze> `op Calculor
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Calculor
<@Calculor> i have a question about efu
<@Stargaze> jajaja
lol
DM FIGHT
DM FIGHT
<@Calculor> no i just want to ask a question
<@Calculor> dan can i ask a question
<@Calculor> about efu
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OORFL
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WOLOLOL
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<@Snoteye> I will answer your question, honey.
<@Calculor> ok snoteye
<@Calculor> dm snoteye sir
<@Calculor> can i play a serial cat rapist???
<@Calculor> is that allowed?
<@Snoteye> gtfo
<@Calculor> ???
wtf
:D

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

Where am I sending the Turkey and gravy Griff?
LETTUCE
my pants
nice..... you want turkey and gravey in your pants.... that is a new way to eat it..but if you insist.
lol
[blinks]
wow ... this convo went weird

[Niessen]

Goblin Assassin: You is not use STRATMERGIES?
 Goblin Assassin: Is no problem.
 Qamora: It is a very civilized thing to do indeed to share healing supplies with adventuring companions.
Goblin Assassin: I am EXPERT STRATMERGIST.
 Brom Webber: Great *says with sarcasm*
 Zacho Dattias: I see.....
 Niessen: V-Very good, Sir.
  Levity: *looks at the goblin with gravity* Aye some of our companions seem adverse to strategems. *carefully does not look to the bard*
 Goblin Assassin: Yes. Will use expert STRATMERGY skills to bring great victory.
Zacho Dattias: I say
 Levity: Bravery we have in spades, though. *sighs*
Brom Webber: *smirks keeping his head low*
 Goblin Assassin: Is first off!
 Zacho Dattias: More big gold.
 Goblin Assassin: Men who are bleeding!
 Goblin Assassin: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 Goblin Assassin: [Stuffs the BIG GOLDS down his loin cloth. They fall out]
 Levity: Perhaps you'll put the surplus gold in your boots?
 Goblin Assassin: [He does not seem to notice]
Goblin Assassin: First STRATMERGY.,
Niessen: [Cringes, watching the goblin and it's subsequent mess]
Goblin Assassin: If is bleeding-
 Goblin Assassin: Make not bleeding!
 Levity: *listens with interest despite himself*
  Brom Webber: *laughs under his breath*
  Brom Webber: I'm starting to like this goblin.
   [Levity Heals Brom]
   Brom Webber: *nods* Many thanks.
   Goblin Assassin: [Screeches like a grotesque, midget drill sergeant] WHY IS BLEEDING? MAKE NOT BLEED!
 Levity: Done. One non-bleeder.
    Goblin Assassin: iS GOOD.
   Goblin Assassin: Is now bring SOLIDERS!
    Goblin Assassin: With BIG weapon.
     Levity: Soldiers...?
      Brom Webber: Sounds great.
    Goblin Assassin: Who is carrying BIG weapon?
      Levity: Indeed. if ratehr implausible.
    [The goblin moves to Ashby]
     Goblin Assassin: Is you!
    Brom Webber: *nods* True.
 Goblin Assassin: [Pelvic thrust]
 Levity: *sidles up to Brom and whispers*
    [The goblin moves to Qamora]
  Goblin Assassin: Is you!
 
    Goblin Assassin: [Massive double pelvic thrust]
     [The goblin moves to Brom]
    Goblin Assassin: Is you!
     Qamora: Such excellent manners.
     Zacho Dattias: uhm
     Goblin Assassin: [No pelvic thrust]
      Zacho Dattias: Me be shamans.
      Zacho Dattias: so no warrior.
      Zacho Dattias: I am shaman.
      Goblin Assassin: Ok! Is show BIG WEAPONS.
      Goblin Assassin: Not YOU!
      Goblin Assassin: Him! Lady wear dress.
      Brom Webber: *tilts his head*
     Goblin Assassin: Is bow! You bring out BIG WEAPON.
      Levity: *regardign the goblin bemusedly*
      Goblin Assassin: BIG WEAPON!
      Brom Webber: *shrugs*
      Niessen: Y-your axe, Sir.
      Levity: I think he wants to see tyour axe, brom
      Brom Webber: I was trying to avoid this.
      Goblin Assassin: [Screeches with joy]
      Goblin Assassin: Yes! Yes! Is use that.
      Niessen: [Cringes at the screech]
      Goblin Assassin: Big weapon TROOPERS!
      Brom Webber: Thanks for the help Levity.
      Levity: Though the fact that you chose not to use that is probably why you're still alive, brom. *chuckles*
      Goblin Assassin: Make POWER LINE!
      Brom Webber: *chuckles*
      Goblin Assassin: To MEEEEE!
      Ashby Snyder: I like him
      Goblin Assassin: POWERLINE!
      Levity: Where are the soldiers?
      Brom Webber: Just great.
      Qamora: Powerline.... of course.
      Goblin Assassin: Is you!
      Zacho Dattias: Ashby....
      Zacho Dattias: Powerline.
      Levity: Oh...*heart sinks*
      Brom Webber: Powerline of course, didn't that just get someone killed.
      Goblin Assassin: You three! Is front!
     Levity: i...see
      Goblin Assassin: You! You not BIG TROOPER!
      Brom Webber: If I die, I'm coming back to haunt you Levity.
      Levity: Ah, Tymora, smile on us now more than ever. *closes his eyes fervently*
      Goblin Assassin: You must being-
      Levity: Why me!?
      Goblin Assassin: GOBLIN ARCHER.
     Ashby Snyder: so will i
      Levity: *looks bacvk at the goblin*
      Zacho Dattias: *laughs amused*
      Goblin Assassin: Goblin ARCHERS! Behind BIG TROOPERS!
      Levity: Ok. *nosd to the goblin* That i can do.
[The goblin moves to Mathaius, who is unarmed]
      Goblin Assassin: [Screeches, jumping up and down]
      Goblin Assassin: WHERE IS BOW!
      Niessen: [Cringes again in response to the screeching]
      Zacho Dattias: He is shaman to.
      Methaius: Right...
      PapaMidnite has left as a player..
      Goblin Assassin: Shamans need BIG BOW TO PLINK PLINK PLINK!
      Zacho Dattias: Where so badass we dont need a bow.
      Levity: I've got a slign if you think you can use it without clockign yourself int he head?
      Qamora: *softly* The goblin fancies itself a master strategist, just listen to it for now and it may be able to help us below.
      Zacho Dattias: Thats how magical we are.
      Goblin Assassin: You is best be shooting arrows from holes!!!!!!
      Zacho Dattias: I shoot magics.
      Goblin Assassin: I am RELENTLESS MASTER STRATMAGIST. Will stab those STANDING IN BATTLE.
      Brom Webber: *nods*
      Zacho Dattias: Lets go.
      Goblin Assassin: Is clear?
      Brom Webber: Alright then,...master..
      Goblin Assassin: Follow!
      Zacho Dattias: Fight and stuff.
      Levity: Crystal.
      Niessen: Y-Yes, Sir.
     [The group goes in]
      Methaius: We're going to die.
        Levity: Don't forget Plan B, Brom. Niessen.
      Brom Webber: Right.
      Niessen: Y-yes sir.
     Goblin Assassin: Who is being best SCOUT?
     Goblin Assassin: Need SNEAKY GOBLIN ARCHER.
     Zacho Dattias: We know whats ahead.
     Levity: Well, I asuppose that would be. *resigned sigh* Or perhaps Niessen.
      Niessen: I'm V-very quiet, S-sir..
      Brom Webber: Levity
     Brom Webber: Job opportunity.
      Levity: Splendid.
      Goblin Assassin: hM!
      Brom Webber: Indeed.
      Goblin Assassin: Small one is fat.
      Levity: Lots of job security too.
      Zacho Dattias: We just have 1 more chamber to clear.
      Goblin Assassin: Must sneak upon many children!
      Goblin Assassin: And eat them!
      Levity: If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer.
      Brom Webber: *chuckles*
      Goblin Assassin: Is likely best scout.
      Brom Webber: We will.
      Brom Webber: don't get lost.
      Goblin Assassin: Is give good report!
     Niessen: [Frowns slightly]
     
     Goblin Assassin: Is have healings? Is have bottles of COMBAT MAGICS????
      Qamora: None here!
      Brom Webber: No have healings.
      Niessen: N-no, Sir.
      Niessen: O-only a f-few.
      Ashby Snyder: me neither
      Goblin Assassin: Is mostly for BIG GOBLIN TROOPERS.
[THe goblin drops some potions]
     Goblin Assassin: Take! Is use at RIGHT MOMENT.
      Levity: *clears his throat to gain attention then salutes the goblin, not very ironically*
      Goblin Assassin: Yes! IS REPORT, GOBLIN ARCHER.
     Brom Webber: *chuckles*
   
      Levity: The immediate vicity is clear..>Er Sir. And the trapped bridge and the corridors beyondd. i did not go further
      Goblin Assassin: Is make BRIDGE UNTRAPPED!
      Levity: *shakes his head and grimaces* This posion has muddled my mind. I'm nto up to the task.
      Niessen: I c-could do it, S-sir.
     Goblin Assassin: Fat goblin archer! Is UP TO THE TASK????
      Niessen: Y-Yes, Sir.
     Brom Webber: Oh dear.
      Goblin Assassin: GO! Is pretend traps are delicious, crying babies.
      Goblin Assassin: AND WILL SURELY SUCCEED.

[Niessen]

I love Mort.