EFU In-Game/IRC Quotes

[SkillFocuspwn]

Hunting is bugged
the guy isnt buying my poorly skinned jungle cats ):
<@Germain8880> Boohoo. Cry into your dead leopard, DrD.

[Blubie]

<@Mort> Should you complain to DMs?
what quest is that?
Yes
YEAH!
yes
Yes
Yes.
You assholes
yes

[Champion_of_brandobaris]

I can't believe howland finally met his match
and now is being cowed into submission
by a more dominant and powerful dm
wat
getting married or something?
lol.
Now I understands Mort's avatar
<@Howland> More like -
The blood stain is a wound he inflicted upon howlands eye dude
and now he sits on howlands stone throne
Howland make me a DM.
and ponders what he shall do in his new kingdom
<@Howland> Watch someone else slave away doing tedious, complicated toolset work and running giant laggy plots and deal with all the angst that inevitably goes with it.

[Sandstorm]

TRB playing characters who aren't invis-ganking triple agents? Kotenku breaching level six..? Caddies stuck at a single level for over a week? What is this madness?

[Canzah]

Howland, I'm making a weaponmaster of the fish club
In homage to you
lol
Whose battle to make EfU the best server
Was upstream all the way
And I was the current
Holding you back

[Blubie]

Blubie
yessir
here is how we will settle this.
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<@Sternhund> `ban Kotenku|Elsewhere +5m Smite by the Wern8
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!Deviant@*.jax.bellsouth.net
* Kotenku|Elsewhere was kicked by ChanServ (Smite by the Wern8)
XD
BWAHAHAHAHA
SETTLED BITCH
Thank you, Sternhund.
<@Sternhund> <3

[Thomas_Not_very_wise]

<@Sternhund> Alyssara radios the Women's Liberation Front
* Alyssara calls them back and shouts "Call it off, call it off, they know!"

[Blubie]

Panrias makes a joke about SEXORZ. This delightful tells conversation ensues. It may be because it's 5am, but I giggled.

Panrias Cottinmould: Drad, there are women present.
Gloin Mithrilaxe: *shifts uncomfortably*
Panrias Cottinmould: There is a line.
Toinus Lutgenk: [Tell] #Cybor ban, cybor ban, 5 minutes to cybor ban. [to the spiderman theme] XD
Toinus Lutgenk: [Tell] But what an epic end. Panrias Cottinmould: Retired for Zigtop Halfling orgy.
Panrias Cottinmould: [Tell] He'd do it. He's an insomniac.
Panrias Cottinmould: [Tell] Insomniacs do amazing things when bored.
Toinus Lutgenk: [Tell] Stand up there with an accomplice and emote *EDITED FOR SERVER RULES*
Panrias Cottinmould: [Tell] XD
Toinus Lutgenk: [Tell] *BUT HAWT THINGS ARE HAPPENING.*
Toinus Lutgenk: [Tell] *BOOM CHIKA HIN*
Panrias Cottinmould: [Tell] "Mm, yes. You are lovely. I advise that you remove that gown. I shall... Put on my robe and wizard hat."

[Luke Danger]

Gloin Mithrilaxe: *swinging his Axegard into trolls* Ugh! Dumb Beasts! Is 'claim the dwarven lands' a farkin' game or somethin'?!
Doli Grenstin: [Tell] oh fuck that cracks me up...
Doli Grenstin: [Tell] Just the mental image...
Doli Grenstin: [Tell] of Trolls and Ogres....
Doli Grenstin: [Tell] playing 'claim the dwarven land'.
Doli Grenstin: [Tell] Sneaking up when we've passed, then we killed them and they meet up in the afterlife high-fiving and exchanging stories.
Doli Grenstin: [Tell] "Oh shite did you see that man? I totally made that dwarf start cursing! HAHAHA!"

[Drido Asher]

Finnegan's Cunning Anti-Zombie Plan:

[Egon the Monkey]

*Phebe casts Darkfire on Trannyth's Surgeon's Knife by mistake*
Zanenditha Trannyth: *eyes Phebe as he puts away the flaming surgeon's dagger*
Phebe Herazytha: So your wounds will not fester
Zanenditha Trannyth: Nor will they heal, either.

[Jayde Moon]

[21:25] Echigo|KoboldKibbles: Just like...
[21:25] Echigo|KoboldKibbles: Fall into her and be like, "OOOPS'
[21:25] Echigo|KoboldKibbles: And if she has some sort of lump..
[21:25] Echigo|KoboldKibbles: You GTFO
[21:25] Echigo|KoboldKibbles: Quickly.
[21:26] Coat: cause nobody wants to date a cancer patient

[lovethesuit]

The Were-DOCTOR!
A creature that morphs into a human that goes around taking it to the max on mIRC

[Listen in Silence]

Anonymous:  [Tell] : I'm going to log Ahmed, disguise up, and fling fireballs until there is silence finally. If I don't survive, tell Lotheri Sanq the necromancer always loved him. :P

[Listen in Silence]

Joric Featherfall : Heh. I need to earn some coin. Lemme rest, and I'll put out a sending.
Panrias Cottinmould : An offer from a follower of Brandobaris, to adventure with one of Urogalan?
Panrias Cottinmould : I mean not to cause panic...
Panrias Cottinmould : But the apocalypse.
Panrias Cottinmould : Is coming.