Onion

[zerotje]

Onion,

We are most pleased by you honouring your word and performing a skald's duty.
Myself and Ivar regret not seeing your performance upon the famous Verdant Stage.

Our Hangout has now been dubbed and changed into an Agasian Lodge, praise be to The Raider, Agaslakku.

Know that you are on the list of Honor Guests.
Come and receive your key, uncloaked.

With honour and glory,

Lodgejarl Knud Skargrimsson

[Nevrus]

A letter is found underneath Knud's pillow. It's uncertain how it got there.

Dear Bandit Guy,

No, I'm not taking my cloak off for any reason. I dreamed of having this cloak for twelve years and I'm working really hard to be worthy of it!

Also, I can't be friends with you while you're a bandit! The Cinquefoil Rose has like, an entire gallows just FOR bandits.

But, there's still hope! If you:
-turn yourself in and pay the price for your crimes willingly
-give your cursed axe to the Sisters for de-cursing (you're too nice for a cursed axe, have standards guy)
-stop doing the uncool victim crimes like robbery and assault and start only doing the cool, victimless crimes like trespassing and slice

I will be your best friend and write even more songs about how cool you are.

This is your chance to turn over a new leaf.

-onion

[zerotje]

Dear Onion,

help me trespass Bashir's property. Show me how victimless crimes are done.
I will turn myself in after.

Also I am sure you take off your cloak to wash it. I hope.

- Knud