The Green Leaflet - Special report! - Attending the Primary Debate so you don't

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The Green Leaflet - A Ramieton Newsletter,

-::Print: Illul 27th, IY 7789::-

Special report! - Attending the Primary Debate so you don't have to!



Opening Talking Points:

Buster Brews will be free for everyone

Coffee Coffin Calliope promises to steal only most of the windmills, but not half, or none, or all of them from Tlonsiyya.

I didn't catch what Amani said, so I will instead just say they had a nice outfit. It is brown and gold and purple, very nice.




When asked about murdering everyone:

Buster would kill your family, BECAUSE, they have to.
Coffee Coffin Calliope would only kill her OWN family.
Amani al-Ibranhim would also doom someone, probably themselves.



Important NOTES!

Coffee Coffin Calliope has a ghost of their past Legate doing the debates for them! They are being controlled by a strange man with a red plume on his helmet that keeps it on indoors. The strange man tells them to make sure their coffee remains bold and strong to keep pressure on Buster's Brews.

We will refer to this ghost as CCC for this article, dear reader!

A gambling man takes the podium for most of the debate, constantly rolling dice and never saying the amount he won or lost. Likely an addict. He gets to ask a lot of soft questions instead of the hard hitting ones i would have.




When asked about if divine words are served and more important than everyone's real life:

CCC places Wheel above everyone else.

Amani is very slow to answer, I think they have a hidden agenda. They ramble on about spokes. I too fear the spokes.

Buster is for the people, people first!


If allies did something you didn't like, would you destroy them, or ignore it?


Amani says something I don't understand, and doesn't really answer the question!!

Buster says something about cacked up in their own hide alone. I don't know what this means either!!

CCC says that we took care of Kha'esh. Would do it again.

After CCC answers, Amani says nevermind, I don't like we blew them up.

CCC rebuttals: Still should blow them up.

Buster rebuttals too, because everyone else did, so it's only fair: He says the Grimes Campaign, it sounds important. I missed some details writing it down. Good we sided with Kha'esh to win the war.



Will you give more people fancy titles?

Buster says he hates titles, they cost too much money

CCC says they like titles and not all of them cost money. Will keep whatever corruption is around as currently

Amani says Likes titles, wants to fire some people

Buster rebuttals and says these titles are Bologna  and need to just be jobs that people know about.

Amani rebuttals and says she also doesn't like bologna

CCC also rebuttals and stares down an elf that stands up for standing. She says that wages are difficult to state out loud for scribes. A scribe in the room says they don't wanna do more paperwork.



Buster asks CCC and Amani, CCC's strange master leaves the hall in fear of the question:

Should a legate running to be legate again not be involved in a case involving her opponents?

CCC: Would still lock you up. She then threatens Buster so he won't bring it up more!!

Amani: Has no rebuttal and refuses to rebut.



Amani asks something about helping sick people:

CCC: "No. No plans to engage these maladies."

Buster: Will help cure people, let the people help cure the people.

Amani rebuts, knowing the answer all along, I guess, and says she will cure people.



CCC brings up Shimmerdust, says it's a drug that make you go blind, wow! Then says what do you do with the limitations of the current process because of drugs, it takes too long to hear people out about how it shouldn't be taken or how it's actually really fun to use.

Buster says: Election Fraud Law wasn't an emergency, but you did it any way. Should let people talk about not emergencies.

Amani says: It's only like an hour and forty minutes or something to talk it over.

CCC rebuts: What makes it an emergency or not

Buster rebuts: More assemblies, less mess.

I fell off my chair and Buster helped me back on! What a nice guy.

CCC rebuts again and says people will just annoy her and ask a million questions. Leaders lead.

Buster rebuts one more time: He'll listen to people and let CCC rest.



For readers at home that don't know, Shimmerdust is a lot of fun and you can see things that you normally can't. Like Edwardo. Edwardo is the name of a giant snake I see in my dreams sometimes. Don't let him touch you, though, i don't trust him.


I ask the important questions now, and the public follows!


Is it true you're going to invade Tlonsiyya for breach of contract, or would you?

CCC: No! [???]

Amani: No.

Buster: We need the public better informed. I bet we haven't even paid them yet!


What do you plan to do about the giant silver bird that is eating people in the canyons!?

CCC: The what?

Amani: Grind it beneath the wheel. blood will have blood.

Buster: Buster is aware of the giant metal birds, and will take a firm stance against giant silver man eating birds!



Onion asks why we don't use our courts more.

Amani: something about laws being burdens of the political system

CCC: Reform the role, so Magistrates don't have to be judges? Magistrate-Balladeers instead!

Buster: Is glad CCC is separating powers from legates. Buster says we need more transparency.


[Some lady in purple rudely asks what level of education do the candidates have, wow]

Amani: I've been a scribe a lot.

Buster: Hasn't been a scribe for weeks, unlike Amani. Is a father, a husband and a man who has given purpose and reason to the aimless.

CCC: War. War is all I know.



[Some guy in a nice suit asks about foreign influence]

Amani: Something about a weapon and games. I was busy talking to some lady in a red outfit.

Buster: Peerage rules, rule.



IMPORTANT NEWS BREAK!

You heard it here first, Kha'esh recently caught a spy looking in their Ambassador's knicker drawer!

Also, Orin is working on a new secret product, Orin-Os. A biscuit only for wizards. We, reader, hope that one day we might be able to have Orin-Os too!

Orin is a powerful wizard that lives in a Wizard Tower in Tlonsiyya and keeps rats as guards. He feeds them rust-cookies to keep them in line.


CCC: i missed the answer, but the District Contractor of Tlonssyia fled Ephia's Well due to lack of protection!




Other more important news:

CCC loves lashes. And has a secret eyelash collection.

Divan means Hamam.

An ashfolk murdered is at large! With 132 deaths to his name: The Ashfolk Murderer


Closing Statements:


Amani's closing statements: Something about lawmaking and law-striking returned to the public domain.

Buster's closing statements: Legates aren't to rule, they're to serve.

CCC's closing statements: Scary drone machines and monsters are at our gates. She will fight them. More war!


On the way back home, I learned that Silver birds are in caves full of smoke! Be careful! The Banda Rossa took me back, dear readers. This one grumpy dwarf wouldn't tell me any war stories without making /more/ dinar. But they did lead me back, so that was good, they asked me to say nice things about them. Demand the truth from your government and keep in the know!