Sorrows of Sunpurse [half-off topic]

[The Old Hack]

My Suitor to Come Calling On the Back of an Elephant, Attended by a Parade of Camels and Exotic Beasts, Such a Parade as to Bring Glory and Trembling Before Him

This immediately made me think of this.  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT_8FAMsmCM