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Started by The Beggar, March 12, 2009, 04:19:45 PM

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The Beggar

Quotechuck norris is not a paladin/cleric.. he is clearly some kind of awesome monk/barb/ftr multiclass.

I would disagree. Chuck is clearly any class he wants to be, but principally I feel he is a Pally/Cleric Combo of the god Ki cKass. Note that this god grants Chuck the ability to be a paladin at any alignment he wants to be, and the fact that Chuck has maxed out everything possible. If he were to ever cast anything, likely it would end the world due to the sheer power of it.

Open for discussion of course.

Staring Death

Pfft, the god Ki cKass serves Chuck Norris.

dragonfire9000

Name: Chuck Norris
Class: Demigod
Level: 40
HP: ∞
Caster Level: ∞
Deity: Jebus
Background: Chuck started out as a fighter, who then became a blackguard for a period of time by selling his soul to Satan for the greatest roundhouse kick of all time. He then lost this level by roundhouse kicking Satan in the face and taking his soul back. Since no one had ever done this before, Jebus took Chuck into his service for a time as his most powerful cleric. Quickly rising to ninth-level spells, Chuck was the promoted to Outsider. However, not satisfied with this, he beat down the Archangel Michael and was thus promoted to demigod. This is the Chuck we know today.
Physical Description: Nobody has ever looked and survived.

Lansert

20 Paladin/20 Monk/20 Awesome
He toke the prestige-class Awesome.

And Chuck Norris -is- a god.  He has the awesome, badass, uber, and better-than-whatever-else-you-can-think-of domains.

And Chuck Norris is clearly Lawful Good.  Fighting drug dealers and wife beaters in Texas 24/7.  If you ever watch him he hardly ever actually kills, people die just trying to get away from him.  He also has that whole "Goodguy" and "Honorable" thing going.

Also, every time he "acts" he really is Chuck Norris as himself.  Because no character in the world could meet the awesomeness levels.  Ever.

9lives

According to EFUSL;

Walker, Underdark Ranger (Full Name) is a Ranger/Monk, w/ Circle-kick feat.

Jackie Blave

Chuck Norris is awesome, (Brokeback mountain is really the pile of dead ninjas in his backyard, after all,) but in all seriousness he is a level 20 Monk and a level 20 Weapon Master (Unarmed.)

Flying Swordfish

Quote from: 9lives;114876According to EFUSL;

Walker, Underdark Ranger (Full Name) is a Ranger/Monk, w/ Circle-kick feat.

Lol.

Equinox

Every night before he goes to sleep the bogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

Shadowdancer

Chuck Norris has never cried, -ever-. If he did, he tears could cure cancer.

Paladin

Chuck Norris is the reason the world is spinning, He roundhouse kicks it every few years.

Monk

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he is actually pushing the world down.

Barb

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.  

Assasin

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Sorcerer

Sternhund

Chuck Norris isn't a mortal that takes classes, no! He deserves his own deity page.

Pup

He, similar to the Lady of Pain in Sigil, is only omnipotent in the plane of Texas.  Unfortunately, he was tasked with telling Haley Joel Osment that he had AIDS.  http://www.mypartypost.com/watchvideo/260/Conan_OBrien-_Walker_Texas_Ranger
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